The Societal Pressures of Being Me

Musings of an over-stimulated, over-socialized individual living in an over-saturated world.

Wine in a sippy cup cause I keeps it classy

Wine in a sippy cup cause I keeps it classy

You will always be too much of something for someone: too big, too loud, too soft, too edgy. If you round out your edges, you lose your edge.

Apologize for mistakes. Apologize for unintentionally hurting someone — profusely. But don’t apologize for being who you are.

— Danielle Laporte
(via 5feetoffury)

(Source: chelsieautumn, via curvecreation)

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes

(Source: youtube.com)

justcrashheretonight:

oldschooltriedandtrue:

unrepentantwarriorpriest:

blasianxbri:

A Bronx Tale

😂

Ladies and gentlemen take note. In the modern day and age “patriarchy” not withstanding a relationship is a partnership and if you expect a gentleman it pays to act a lady.

^^^^^^

Sooooooooo I can’t NOT yell “I’m a keeper” whenever put in the unlocking door situation. Even if it’s my brother getting into the car.

(Source: real-hiphophead)

itsthelesbiana:

startariott:

“just because drunk people drop shit” 


Babe.

itsthelesbiana:

startariott:

“just because drunk people drop shit” 

Babe.

(Source: pugsessed, via justcrashheretonight)

Sporadic Thoughts

suicidecasanova:

  • Sometimes you’ll text me something really important, and you don’t even know I’m in the middle of jerking off.
  • Women don’t age gracefully because they spend half their lives crying. Men die young because they don’t.
  • I hate asshole pets as much as I hate rude little kids. Why is your cat such an…
I hate colored contacts on grown-ups. Like love yourself for a second.
Too early for this sleepy head business

Too early for this sleepy head business

at South Beach, Miami

at South Beach, Miami

Post Bey & Jay

Post Bey & Jay

#ontheruntour  (at Sun Life Stadium)

#ontheruntour (at Sun Life Stadium)

#ontheruntour  (at Sun Life Stadium)

#ontheruntour (at Sun Life Stadium)

Apparently you can’t wear this at Sun Life Stadium. #florida #really? #ontheruntour

Apparently you can’t wear this at Sun Life Stadium. #florida #really? #ontheruntour

#buildinghomesforheroes #dutchessfergieinthehouse #shouldnthaveeatenthatbagel #whatevs #nextstopmiami #firstbathrompic (at Battery Gardens)

#buildinghomesforheroes #dutchessfergieinthehouse #shouldnthaveeatenthatbagel #whatevs #nextstopmiami #firstbathrompic (at Battery Gardens)

#buildinghomesforheroes #charity #myoldhood #tradingfloorcommunity (at Battery Gardens)

Time for Tea #TracysShower #bridal  (at King’s Carriage House)

Time for Tea #TracysShower #bridal (at King’s Carriage House)